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adrianshhh:

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Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

I feel like my life is complete after watching this.

HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.

Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.

The Pied Piper of Hamelin 2014

Whaaaat???!!

As a flute player I can confirm this is sorcery. Like not even from the beat boxing but from his tone. I don’t sound that good while not beatboxinggggg

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Turtle enjoying a bath)

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tastefullyoffensive:

Turtle Twerking World Champion 2014 [video]
I swear that is Mitch Grassi 


asmallqueen:

kylvit:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

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WOW

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no stop

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URGENT PSA

obstruvise:

IF A GAY/ATHEIST/GENDERQUEER FRIEND IS ACTING STRAIGHT/RELIGIOUS/CIS AROUND FAMILY OR FRIENDS DONT FUCKING SAY “wait, I thought you said you were _______” THIS MEANS THEY HAVEN’T COME OUT AND IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE FOR THEM

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT OUT YOUR FRIENDS

PLEASE

THANKS

Also out to friends doesn’t mean out to acquaintances this happened to me in a situation where it’s not exactly safe to be lgbtq.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks, Scoob. [via]

thefrogman:

There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]

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[jimbenton]
kars:

what a story
thekattcameback:

sharkchunks:

This may be the greatest facial expression ever captured on film.

Pure perfection.

afrantt56:

digg:

Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending

ive been laughing for five minutes omGGG

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flusschen:

meanwhile in 1997 these cutting edge internet themed crayons were born

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